Lets talk horror movies. If you can see the small pictures on the back of the VHS tape, the idea's really simple. A guy that's melting and has to eat human flesh not to die. That simple. If horror movies could provide a "simple" concept and go overboard with the execution of the movie, you'd have some kick ass flicks. And movies covers aren't what they used to be. If I saw this thing at a Best Buy or whatever, I'd be all over it. But what I really want to see, is a spin-off of this called "The Incredible Melting Woman." Hello Hollywood, you want to remake/re-imagine a movie, here it is. Dripping female flesh in 3-D! How awesome, right?
Friday, December 17, 2010
"The Incredible Melting Man"
Lets talk horror movies. If you can see the small pictures on the back of the VHS tape, the idea's really simple. A guy that's melting and has to eat human flesh not to die. That simple. If horror movies could provide a "simple" concept and go overboard with the execution of the movie, you'd have some kick ass flicks. And movies covers aren't what they used to be. If I saw this thing at a Best Buy or whatever, I'd be all over it. But what I really want to see, is a spin-off of this called "The Incredible Melting Woman." Hello Hollywood, you want to remake/re-imagine a movie, here it is. Dripping female flesh in 3-D! How awesome, right?
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
"Ashes in Her Eyes" is ALIVE!!!
"Ashes in Her Eyes" is officially available from "Panic Press" (http://panicpress.org/)! And check out the Xmas specials. You can buy my book and get a t-shirt with the cover on it for FREE. How badass is that? My book on a t-shirt! You don't see anybody wearing a shirt with the cover of "Moby Dick" on it, now do ya?And don't forget, kiddies, "Ashes in Her Eyes" will be available at smashwords.com very soon and will be available on Barnes & Noble kindle as well as on the sony reader and amazon.com in about eight weeks.
It appears Santa has brought us a very bloody Christmas!
Saturday, December 4, 2010
"Ashes in Her Eyes" Pre-Order Drive
Herman won't unbury himself until 100 copies of "Ashes in Her Eyes" are sold!
I told Herman it gets to below freezing during the night in my backyard, and he won't get any bathroom breaks. But this monster won't listen to me, so I implore everyone to purchase a copy before Herman perishes. He's got thick monster skin, but that will only allow him to survive in the winter elements for so long. You know monsters, they're so stubborn. What's an author to do?
I told Herman it gets to below freezing during the night in my backyard, and he won't get any bathroom breaks. But this monster won't listen to me, so I implore everyone to purchase a copy before Herman perishes. He's got thick monster skin, but that will only allow him to survive in the winter elements for so long. You know monsters, they're so stubborn. What's an author to do?
So please, pre-order your copy of "Ashes in Her Eyes" here: http://panicpress.org/2010/ and please end Herman's suffering.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Editing down the next novel...
My untitled novel about zombies and power tools is about ready for my wife to read, and when it's ready for my wife, it's serious business. This book's a mystery/suspense/gorefest all in one. If Mary Higgins Clarke and Edward Lee had a lovechild, this would be it.
In the meantime, the anthology "Monster Party" has been releaesd with my short story "Skyscraper." Check it out. Happy Thursday!
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